Day 1: marfa is here becuz BBC iz trying to be multicularalz nd racially diverz. I h8 her. I want roze back. nao. but I cant show mah disdain. she haz keys to tardiz nao.
Day 2: marfa save hospitalz on moon. I look like fool. if tiemlawdz still exist dey will laugh. feel ronery. turned to sonik screwdrivah to ease pain.
Day 3: marfa pwnd me again. brb miscarrying.
Day 4: martha maek move on me. I scrub and scrub but de blaqness wont cum off. turned to sonik screwdrivah to ease pain unce moar but only make smoke. duz not work. cried self to sleep.
Day 5: marfa let jack in tardiz. whhhhhy? jack gotz gay germs on tardiz. who is yan and hiz toes? suspect ghey. tardiz fool of nigga blax and the ghey. I em not racizt but itz tru. shuld hav fucked face of boe wen had chance.
Day 6: ... omg boe iz jack!!! donut believe it. iz like bad fanfictuns.
Day 7: uncomfortables at slumbah party. sure marfa wet herself. peeked at skorts and saw vaj. wee smell up in nose. who was phone? tardiz now smelz liek wee. mah nose hurtz.
Day 8: have cort herpes from ded fireplace wimmins. what a h00r.
Day 9: dalek offerd sex for muney. woz going to accept offah but dalek arrestd for hooking. sad sonix screwdrivah still not working. finger not as good but had to do. had dreem bout roze. wondah if can meet hur in alternate univerze. cried becoz not smart enuff to go to alternte univerze. its tuff beeing doctah woo.
Day 10: jack bringed speshul friend yan toes on tardiz. spyed them sexxin. cryd. thunk i haff cout gay. wundah if i will evah have speshul frend. still have herpes from ded fireplace wimmens. tryd to sex nigga blaq marfa.
Day 11: feel bad bout dalek beens arrestad for solicitations on doctah. wondah if having funz in jailzorz. marfa not want mai tiemcox, locked self in baffrom. cut self an listnd to mcr. wish roze waz baq to sex mai timecock.
Day 12: devolpd bdsm fetush in baffrroom and nao wunt sex slave insted of saving univerze. searched interbuttz. joined rsvp and craigzlist. got sad bcuz tiemlawd matchmaker.com had no utha membrs. listen to mcr sume more.
Day 13: luff gerard way. we r soulmates.
Day 14: iz gud day!!!1! fixed sonix and broked univerze 4 roze. still no sexx0rs but made start of apocalyspe.
Day 15: donna fixed univerze and hit mai face lots. gave roze pretend me made from hair and toenailz. cryd sum.
Day 16: haff found mastar living at end of univerze. hope he still luffs me. mayb we start new galifree? druw pikshars of doktar/mastar tiembaybyz. haff to need lots of sex to makes baybyz. jack and marfa got in way. marfa still blaq and jack still got ghey.
Day 17: mastar iz full of haterade. he sexxd roze types lady named lucy. they haffin human/tiemlawd baybys. h8rs.
Day 18: mai lyf sux. brb regeneratin.
